The one and only
The one and only
Sounds like a plan.
(Source: churchisforbrunettes, via whereitgetsreal)
Well said. Simple and to the point.
(Source: donttalk-doshit, via communitythings)
Ain’t that the truth Ruth!
(via seefigg1)

Glass half empty, half full, I’ll spill ya Try me and run into a wall: outfielder You know I’mma ball ‘til they turn off the field lights The fruits of my labor, I enjoy ‘em while they still ripe
“Here’s a list of the shit I’m addicted to Like, weed, whiskey, sometimes X. But that is only when I’m drunk and call her up to have sex These girls I fuckin now see my dick as a blank checks So I only sign my name and dot my ‘I’s but only on her chest”

The last sentence - So true, so true!
I love this man.
(via fuckyeahitsmelina)
“All this time to make amends
What do you do when all your enemies are friends?!?!?!”